Jenny Cain
PR Consultant
A precocious, expressive and unnerving child, from a tender age Jennifer was capable of constructing quite complex sentences using the vilest of profanities. Believe us, she got better.
Now, a manipulative PR guru, she cynically portrays herself as a ‘balanced’ individual enjoying a ‘normal’ life. The reality is shockingly different.
A carefree child enjoying the sun at her brother’s school sports day?
… Or a troubled toddler who cackles demonically as she spits bile at her more playful peers?
An everyday pose for a typical school portrait?
… Or the gloating smile of a girl not quite so puzzled by Class 3C’s ‘pattern of unexplained injuries’.
A loving embrace after a delightful meal out?
… Or another night in the observation unit, restrained by a loyal but frightened boyfriend?
In the 18th century people would pay to watch the raging lunatics. We get it for free.
In a nutshell
An extremely popular addition to the PR team with exceptional writing skills, SEO knowledge and powerful pitching.
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@falamgir thanks for the compliment Furqan @meehanmedia knew what he wanted, a good brief = good work!